That Moment When...
The chatterbox was quiet for a short spell, so I grabbed my tablet.
*opens Securus Media Store*
*taps Music*
"Hmm... I wonder. I've been thinking of a song called Chicken and Fries. Who was it by? Buckwheat? Buckeye? Oh, yeah!"
Search:> Bucktown
"Wait... really? I got a hit? Let's look..."
Orange and Black: The Furst Album
Shop Music
The Purring Piano
Scritching the Ivories
"... There's more albums, too? Okay, okay, uh, let's try..."
Search:> Pepper Coyote
"I got hits here, too?"
Dog Songs for Song Dogs
Still Waiting
The First Four
Muh
"..."
It's impressive, the things you find in the Grift Store here.
Of interest, it appears that we no longer merit receiving Nintendo Game Boy Advance ROMs being released twice a week. Instead, it is now a weekly release of a few old Android games (of dubious quality) at sky high prices.
Occasionally, we get a gem of a title, like okshur's The Enchanted Cave 2, but it leaves me wondering whether these people are legitimately being paid by Securus for the use of their works to serve an incarcerated environment, or if the Grift Store is selling us things fresh off the back of a galleon...
Alas, we are a captive audience, and their store is our only source for apps and games (mostly games) that still run on our ancient, security-modified build of Android OSP.
Wow.